Me: "Do you have any Chanukah wrapping paper?"
Employee: "What?"
Me" (In my head) "The Festival of Lights, put on your yalmulke, c'mon, surely I'm not the only Jew who's come in the store."
(What I really say) "Wrapping paper for Chanukah?"
Employee: Doug, do we have any...um..."
Me: "Chanukah wrapping paper?"
Doug: "There's a display on an endcap at the front of the store."
Me: (In my head) "Yeah, I saw where you put your crappy plain white paper and crappy plain blue paper together in a display and called it the Chanukah section. Do you think people who aren't Christian don't care what their presents look like? We don't even have a tree to dress them up! Give us a break!"
(What I really say) "Thanks, I'll take a look."

Even with lots of Chanukah wrapping to choose from, how many variations of Stars of David and menorahs can you have? This was a welcome break from the norm!
Love the blog. Can't wait to see if unfold.
Thanks, Kelly!